You know you're screwed when Mark Zuckerberg is Defending Your Privacy Against the Government.

Thus Spake Fek'Lar...

It's Official - The Pots Are Calling The Kettle Black
I was wondering what I was going to write about in the holiday season. Then The Valley gave me a gift with a big red bow on top. more...
Colossus: The Wells Fargo Project
If you're like me, (you poor bastard!) you only use a bank as a weigh station for your paycheck, and operating capital. Banks pay just about nothing in interest, so other than being a safe parking place, there is no reason to have very much money in one. more...
Evernote^®
I think I've mentioned that I really love Evernote^®. It's a wonderful bit of software as a service. Lately, I've noticed something else out of EverNote^®, effective marketing. more...
The End
This is the last regularly scheduled issue of The Crapolla. I promised you four this year because I've taken on a new project that's eating up most of my time. I'm about 19 months into the new project and I'm finishing my first draft. That doesn't bother me at all. I'm having the time of my life writing a novel. more...
This Issue's Headline submission to the National Daily World Enquiring Globe
Justin Bieber is Retiring
(His Underwear)
Let's play, "Who said this?"
"You put the STD in stud."
Excuse Me
I need to change the locks.