When last we saw Master Bruce, he had a problem. His parents were dead, he was running around in a rubber suit in a really cool car, and beating up bad guys. OK, so everyone has to have a hobby!

Some things never really change. This movie should have been called "Batman Returns and Falls on His Face." Yes, Bat Fans, this one is worse than the first! Because Brucy still hasn't taken care of his inner problem, he lets two minor characters take over his movie. I hate it when that happens!

This movie should have started with Batman on his shrink's couch.
Shrink: So how did it feel to kill the Joker who killed your parents?

OK, Tim Burton is doing his cool photography thing again, but maybe it's Timmy who needs the shrink!