The 13th Warrior is a pathetic movie. There is only a paper-thin reason for this quest of 12 Nordic men and one Arab to go off and kill an invading army. Although the photography is very well done, and the sets, costumes and armory authentic, this is a tedious boring movie.

Wait till this is on video and then don't rent it.

Sucks and Blows!

Film Facts

Cast
• Antonio Banderas
• Diane Venora
• Dennis Storhoi
• Vladimir Kulich
• Omar Sharif
• Anders T. Andersen
• Richard Bremmer
• Tony Curran
• Mischa Hausserman
• Neil Maffin
• Asbjorn 'Bear' Riis
• Clive Russell
• Daniel Southern
• Oliver Sveinall
• Sven Wollter
• Albie Woodington
• Maria Bonnevie
• John DeSantis
• Ken Kirzinger

Directed by
Michael Crichton
John McTiernan

Released in 1999

MPAA Rating: R

Reviewed by Mongo