LowComDom Performances Presents
Think you're not DOOMED?
Have you been paying attention?
The Borg will assimilate anything cool you create. Your adrenals are shot from existing on cigarettes and espresso. Your boss has brought in some guy named Ebubu for you to train because... your job is being outsourced.
The Valley is about taking control of your life. You don't like the Borg? Get in line with the rest of us.
Adrenals are over-rated, that's why God created caffeine.
As for Ebubu, he and a bunch of others are going to work for a tenth of what you pull down. You have two choices, either volunteer for a pay cut, or do something that Ebubu can't, make yourself valuable. Ebubu isn't valuable because he gets less money. So if you are going to pull down ten times more, you need to be an asset, and not just as ass.
Yes, you're DOOMED, deal with it!