Thus Spake Fek'Lar...

• Pity the NRA Missed This Golden Opportunity

  As I write, the nation is debating guns again. One of the major players is the National Rifle Association. One wonders if the NRA is in this debate to discuss the subject seriously, or if they are in it to drive membership.     more...

• And The Promo Fails...

  As we came out of the holidays, which is a drought for any new television episodes, we saw promos for shows that would be starting in a month or two. Here's what's really stupid about TV promos. I'm not going to remember to program my Tivo, or my Dish PVR in a month or two. Whenever there is a promo, even if the show is recorded, as is how I watch most stuff, I should be able to push a button to get the program being promoted. Zap! There, done.     more...

• Really CBS? You've Never Heard of the PVR?

  I'm writing the day after the Super Bowl. Since I'm being forced to buy the 49er's a stadium, I'm a bit disappointed in their performance. But this is not of what I speak. I'm disappointed in the CBS television network. These guys have been around for a while, and yet they don't seem to be aware of some new technology many of us have in our living rooms.     more...

• This Issue's Headline submission to the National Daily World Enquiring Globe

  Lindsey Lohan
  Make Something Up, It's Probably True

• Let's play, "Who said this?"

  "Panda Express? How fast do you need your bowels cleaned?"

• Excuse Me

  I need to pack the winter wardrobe.

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