A term used to describe a woman who has the sexual morals of a man.
Where prostitutes live.
What kids do between meals, but not at them.
What a gardener does to your hedge.
The study of migrations of small green pieces of paper.
Economies of Scale
The notion that bigger is better. In particular, that if you want a certain amount of computer power, it is much better to buy one biggie than a bunch of smallies. Accepted as an article of faith by people who love big machines and all that complexity. Rejected as an article of faith by those who love small machines and all those limitations.
Good to eat, and wholesome to digest, as a worm to a toad, a toad to a snake, a snake to a pig, a pig to a man, and a man to a worm.
What you have left over when you subtract what you've forgotten from what you've learned.
Money you allocate each month for movies and magazines.
A brainy student who studies all the time and gets straight A's.
That same student once you've dropped eggs on him from the roof of the science lab.
That part of the psyche that realizes there is an outside world filled with idiots.
Scanning the Net, databases, print media and so on, looking for references to one's own name.
Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.
A guy who suffers from I strain.
Fear of making it into the Guinness Book of World Records for "Most Stretch Marks."
A man who wires for money.
A useful animal with a vacuum cleaner in front and a rug beater at the back.
A metal container used to move sardines up and down.
Having your name officially changed by a government official.
A hard to say word which makes everything perfectly clear.
The peak year of popularity. As in "1993 was Barney the dinosaur's Elvis year."
An advertising medium which is misused for personal messaging.
See "Wishful Thinking."
A collection of books which at the moment of printing were incomplete in their collection of all human knowledge, which can be stacked and stood on to reach the Peanut Butter on the top shelf of your kitchen cabinets.
The highly susceptible optic nerve which, according to mom, can be "put out" by anything from a suction-arrow to a carelessly handled butter knife.
A method utilized by a single woman to communicate to a man that she is interested in him. Despite being advised to do so, many woman have difficulty looking a man directly in the eyes, not necessarily due to the shyness, but usually due to the fact that a woman's eyes are not located in her chest.
E-Z Out Bolt and Stud Extractor
A tool that snaps off in bolt holes and is 10 times harder than any known drill bit.