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 Film Review - Empire Strikes Back, The

It's Star Wars II. No, it's Star Wars Episode 5! Huh? OK, OK, OK. They re-numbered all the movies ... both of them. Well, if you know what's going on, it makes sense.

A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away, George Lucas sold a movie to 20th Century Fox. But he really had nine of those flicks, and the one he sold was Episode 4! OK, so now that you know that the sequel is No. 5, otherwise you'd really be wondering about the new math.

No. 5, The Empire Strikes Back, well it's actually Act 2 of The Adventures of Luke Skywalker. Huh? OK, there's really three trilogies. The first two are single stories divided into three acts. Each act is a movie. Why the hell am I telling you this? Because it explains why a lot of people were dissatisfied with this movie.

Personally, I love this movie. It's my favorite of the three Star Wars movies that have been released. Why? Because Act 2 is where all the really good stuff is in a three-act play. It's where all the character development happens. We learn why the bad guy is so evil. We learn why the good guy is so pure. But Act 2 never ends like an action movie should and that's what people hate about Empire.

Now, if you have all three movies, this isn't a big deal. You can always plop in Episode 6, Act 3, Return of The Jedi. But in 1980, you had to wait three years! That was just too long to see what happened next.

Empire picks up and runs like a bat out of Hell from where Star Wars I, Episode 4, Act 1, A New Hope ended. Empire is all about how the machine which is the Empire still exists, even after the Death Star was destroyed. Darth Vader is there and as evil as possible. Now Luke will lose his innocence, as he learns the way of the Jedi.

But again, at the end of Empire we are reminded that this is Act 2. The finale is tragic, and sad. As Act 2, it's beautiful; as a stand-alone movie, this aspect fails.

Slight Suction!

Film Facts

    Cast
  • Mark Hamill
  • Harrison Ford
  • Carrie Fisher
  • Billy Dee Williams
  • C. Andrew Nelson
  • Anthony Daniels
  • David Prowse
  • James Earl Jones
  • Peter Mayhew
  • Kenny Baker
  • Frank Oz
  • Alec Guinness
  • Jeremy Bulloch
  • John Hollis
  • Jack Purvis
  • Des Webb
  • Kathryn Mullen
  • Clive Revill
  • Kenneth Colley
  • Julian Glover
  • Michael Sheard
  • Michael Culver
  • John Dicks
  • Milton Johns
  • Mark Jones
  • Oliver Maguire
  • Robin Scobey
  • Bruce Boa
  • Christopher Malcolm
  • Denis Lawson
  • Richard Oldfield
  • John Morton
  • Ian Liston
  • John Ratzenberger
  • Jack McKenzie
  • Jerry Harte
  • Norman Chancer
  • Norwich Duff
  • Ray Hassett
  • Brigitte Kahn
  • Burnell Tucker
  • Mark Capri
  • Michael A. Frandy
  • Paul Klein
  • Ralph McQuarrie
  • Chris Parsons
  • Howie Weed
  • Treat Williams
  • Jason Wingreen

Directed by Irvin Kershner

Released in 1980

MPAA Rating: PG

Reviewed by Mongo