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Film Review - Next Karate Kid, The
Miyagi need more money. Miyagi make another re-hash of this tired old genre. What is the sound of one bank account getting fatter?
Miyagi take new student. Girl have bigger tits than boy. Girls much more difficult and moody. Make movie suck more. Miyagi try to fix plot, but Yoda ears not stay on.
Miyagi retire now.
Directed by Christopher Cain
Released in 1994
MPAA Rating: PG
Reviewed by Mongo