You're mission in this film is to figure out who the "damned" are.

I love when I get the chance to say that a vampire movie sucks. This one really is disjointed and makes little to no sense what-so-ever. Really, you're going to have a hard time figuring out anyone's motivation. Add to this horrible mess that there's not one character in the story that you really care about, and you have a film that makes Director Ed Wood look like Ron Howard.

For no apparent reason Lestat wants to be a vampire rock star. He betrays all the other vampires and wakes up the Queen of the Damned. Hey how about we just skip this and watch VH-1's Behind The Music episode on KISS?

Who are the damned? The audience.

Sucks and Blows!

Film Facts

Cast
• Stuart Townsend
• Marguerite Moreau
• Aaliyah
• Vincent Perez
• Paul McGann
• Lena Olin
• Christian Manon
• Claudia Black
• Bruce Spence
• Matthew Newton
• Tiriel Mora
• Megan Dorman
• Johnathan Devoy
• Robert Farnham
• Conrad Standish
• Richael Tanner
• Christopher Kirby
• Miguel Ayesa
• Pip Mushin
• Joe Manning
• Kat Rhodes
• Christopher Connelly
• Renee De Bondt
• Renee Quast
• Dan Zizys
• Tayler Kane
• Imogen Annesley
• Daniel Schlusser
• Rowland S. Howard
• Hugo Race
• Robin Casinader
• Aimee Nash
• Nicole Fantl
• Alyssa McClelland
• Marnie Reece-Wilmore
• Andrew L. Urban
• Jo Buckley
• Dino Marnika
• Kirsty Meares
• Bruce Myles
• Marg Downey
• John Dicks
• Fouad Harraka
• Mandie Vieira
• Bobby Bright
• Darren Wilson
• Russell Kiefel
• Nandila Gaskell
• Nalishebo Gaskell
• Tamasin Ramsay
• Michael Azria
• Arroyn Lloyd
• Antonios Greige
• Nicki Paull
• Franklyn Ajaye
• Peter Olsen
• Duncan Myers
• Mark O'Halloran
• Twapa Kapote
• Ron Bingham
• Strawberry Fields
• Bob Halsall
• Anthony Neate
• Karoline Hohlweg
• Rochelle Ward
• Anni Finsterer
• Alistair Reid
• Suzi Dougherty
• Humphrey Bower
• Pia Miranda
• Simon Wilton
• Enrico Mammarella
• Serena Altschul
• Nick Gill
• Becky Thomas
• Jonathan H. Davis
• Felicity Andersen
• Kathy Balatli
• Michael Cristoforo
• Emily Drew
• Daniel Gardner
• Rashad Haughton
• Ash Thompson
• Selina Yeates

Directed by Michael Rymer

Released in 2002

MPAA Rating: R

Reviewed by Mongo