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Film Review - Queen of the Damned, The
You're mission in this film is to figure out who the "damned" are.
I love when I get the chance to say that a vampire movie sucks. This one really is disjointed and makes little to no sense what-so-ever. Really, you're going to have a hard time figuring out anyone's motivation. Add to this horrible mess that there's not one character in the story that you really care about, and you have a film that makes Director Ed Wood look like Ron Howard.
For no apparent reason Lestat wants to be a vampire rock star. He betrays all the other vampires and wakes up the Queen of the Damned. Hey how about we just skip this and watch VH-1's Behind The Music episode on KISS?
Who are the damned? The audience.
Directed by Michael Rymer
Released in 2002
MPAA Rating: R
Reviewed by Mongo