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 Film Review - Queen of the Damned, The

You're mission in this film is to figure out who the "damned" are.

I love when I get the chance to say that a vampire movie sucks. This one really is disjointed and makes little to no sense what-so-ever. Really, you're going to have a hard time figuring out anyone's motivation. Add to this horrible mess that there's not one character in the story that you really care about, and you have a film that makes Director Ed Wood look like Ron Howard.

For no apparent reason Lestat wants to be a vampire rock star. He betrays all the other vampires and wakes up the Queen of the Damned. Hey how about we just skip this and watch VH-1's Behind The Music episode on KISS?

Who are the damned? The audience.

Sucks and Blows!

Film Facts

    Cast
  • Stuart Townsend
  • Marguerite Moreau
  • Aaliyah
  • Vincent Perez
  • Paul McGann
  • Lena Olin
  • Christian Manon
  • Claudia Black
  • Bruce Spence
  • Matthew Newton
  • Tiriel Mora
  • Megan Dorman
  • Johnathan Devoy
  • Robert Farnham
  • Conrad Standish
  • Richael Tanner
  • Christopher Kirby
  • Miguel Ayesa
  • Pip Mushin
  • Joe Manning
  • Kat Rhodes
  • Christopher Connelly
  • Renee De Bondt
  • Renee Quast
  • Dan Zizys
  • Tayler Kane
  • Imogen Annesley
  • Daniel Schlusser
  • Rowland S. Howard
  • Hugo Race
  • Robin Casinader
  • Aimee Nash
  • Nicole Fantl
  • Alyssa McClelland
  • Marnie Reece-Wilmore
  • Andrew L. Urban
  • Jo Buckley
  • Dino Marnika
  • Kirsty Meares
  • Bruce Myles
  • Marg Downey
  • John Dicks
  • Fouad Harraka
  • Mandie Vieira
  • Bobby Bright
  • Darren Wilson
  • Russell Kiefel
  • Nandila Gaskell
  • Nalishebo Gaskell
  • Tamasin Ramsay
  • Michael Azria
  • Arroyn Lloyd
  • Antonios Greige
  • Nicki Paull
  • Franklyn Ajaye
  • Peter Olsen
  • Duncan Myers
  • Mark O'Halloran
  • Twapa Kapote
  • Ron Bingham
  • Strawberry Fields
  • Bob Halsall
  • Anthony Neate
  • Karoline Hohlweg
  • Rochelle Ward
  • Anni Finsterer
  • Alistair Reid
  • Suzi Dougherty
  • Humphrey Bower
  • Pia Miranda
  • Simon Wilton
  • Enrico Mammarella
  • Serena Altschul
  • Nick Gill
  • Becky Thomas
  • Jonathan H. Davis
  • Felicity Andersen
  • Kathy Balatli
  • Michael Cristoforo
  • Emily Drew
  • Daniel Gardner
  • Rashad Haughton
  • Ash Thompson
  • Selina Yeates

Directed by Michael Rymer

Released in 2002

MPAA Rating: R

Reviewed by Mongo