Wow! Talk about your pieces of crap! This is one of the worse films I've ever seen in a theater. Who knew Arnold Schwarzenegger would be in such a stink-burger?

Oh, yeah, this is a De Laurentiis production. This explains everything. Story? Minimal. Acting? Minimal. Over-all idea? Minimal. All of that stuff costs money.

If you said this was a student film, I'd be gushing about how good it was. But this comes from an organization whose principal was given a life-time achievement award! This film is so bad, Ed Wood would be proud of it.

Wait for this to come out on cable, and then watch something else.

Sucks and Blows!

Film Facts

Cast
• Arnold Schwarzenegger
• Brigitte Nielsen
• Sandahl Bergman
• Paul L. Smith
• Ernie Reyes Jr.
• Ronald Lacey
• Pat Roach
• Terry Richards
• Janet Agren
• Donna Osterbuhr
• Lara Naszinsky
• Hans Meyer
• Francesca Romana Coluzzi
• Stefano Maria Mioni
• Tutte Lemkow
• Kiyoshi Yamasaki
• Tad Horino

Directed by Richard Fleischer

Released in 1985

MPAA Rating: PG-13

Reviewed by Mongo