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Film Review - Ring, The
Wow! What complete crap!
The Ring was supposed to scare the brown stuff out of me. It bored me silly. Have you ever been to The Rocky Horror Picture Show? I kind of wish I was allow to talk and throw stuff during this film.
It's funny because I saw this film after complaining to the management about how poorly Comedian was being presented. So I went from one really bad film to another in one day.
So this is some silly story about a ring that makes any one who wears it insane. The truth of the ring is in the past, and this causes people in the present to be really stupid and fall into unlikely traps as many horror flicks do.
This really degrades into people terrified largely over nothing, and as I mentioned, I was bored to death. Give this one a miss.
Directed by Gore Verbinski
Released in 2002
MPAA Rating: PG-13
Reviewed by Mongo