Wow! What complete crap!

The Ring was supposed to scare the brown stuff out of me. It bored me silly. Have you ever been to The Rocky Horror Picture Show? I kind of wish I was allow to talk and throw stuff during this film.

It's funny because I saw this film after complaining to the management about how poorly Comedian was being presented. So I went from one really bad film to another in one day.

So this is some silly story about a ring that makes any one who wears it insane. The truth of the ring is in the past, and this causes people in the present to be really stupid and fall into unlikely traps as many horror flicks do.

This really degrades into people terrified largely over nothing, and as I mentioned, I was bored to death. Give this one a miss.

Sucks and Blows!

Film Facts

Cast
• Naomi Watts
• Martin Henderson
• David Dorfman
• Brian Cox
• Jane Alexander
• Lindsay Frost
• Amber Tamblyn
• Rachael Bella
• Daveigh Chase
• Shannon Cochran
• Sandra Thigpen
• Richard Lineback
• Sasha Barrese
• Tess Hall
• Adam Brody
• Alan Blumenfeld
• Pauley Perrette
• Joseph Chrest
• Ronald William Lawrence
• Stephanie Erb
• Sara Rue
• Lindsey Stoddart
• Joe Sabatino
• Joanna Lin Black
• Maura McNamara
• David Povall
• Keith Campbell
• Chuck Hicks
• Michael Spound
• Gary Cervantes
• Aixa Clemente
• Art Frankel
• Billy Lloyd
• Coleen Maloney
• Catherine Paolone

Directed by Gore Verbinski

Released in 2002

MPAA Rating: PG-13

Reviewed by Mongo