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 Film Review - Scary Movie

Oh my God, this is horrible! Scary Movie is a great idea for horror movie parody. What falls apart is the pacing.

Without giving anything away, here's how it goes. Funny! Boring Boring Boring Boring Boring Boring Boring Boring Boring Boring Boring Boring Boring Boring Boring Boring Boring Boring Boring Boring Boring Boring Boring Boring Boring Boring Boring Boring Boring Boring Boring Funny! Boring Boring Boring Boring Boring Boring Boring Boring Boring Boring Boring Boring Boring Boring Boring Boring Boring Boring Boring Boring Boring Boring Boring Boring Boring Boring Boring Boring Boring Boring Boring Boring Boring Boring Boring Boring Boring Boring Boring Boring Funny! Boring Boring Boring Boring Boring Boring Boring Boring Boring Boring Boring Stupid Ending.

Lame lame lame lame lame. And no naked female breasts (known in the film business as tits.)

Move along. Nothing to see here.

Sucks and Blows!

Film Facts

    Cast
  • Shawn Wayans
  • Marlon Wayans
  • Anna Faris
  • Cheri Oteri
  • Shannon Elizabeth
  • Jon Abrahams
  • Lochlyn Munro
  • Regina Hall
  • Dave Sheridan
  • Dan Joffre
  • Carmen Electra
  • Kurt Fuller
  • David L. Lander
  • Frank B. Moore
  • Giacomo Baessato
  • Kyle Graham
  • Leanne Santos
  • Mark McConchie
  • Karen Kruper
  • Rick Ducommun
  • Lloyd Berry
  • Matthew Paxman
  • Chris Robson
  • Susan Shears
  • Peter Bryant
  • Andrea Nemeth
  • Craig Bruhnanski
  • Kelly Coffield
  • Reg Tupper
  • Tanja Reichert
  • Kendall Saunders
  • Babe Dolan
  • D.M. Babe Dolan
  • David Neale
  • Nels Lennarson
  • Nicola Crosbie
  • Ian Bliss
  • Chris Wilding
  • Trevor Roberts
  • Glynis Davies
  • Jayne Trcka
  • Peter Hanlon
  • Ted Cole
  • Doreen Ramus
  • Lee R. Mayes
  • Keenen Ivory Wayans
  • Mark Hoeppner
  • Jessica Van der Veen
  • Jim Shepard
  • Marissa Jaret Winokur
  • Dexter Bell
  • Ted Gill
  • James Van Der Beek
  • Senta Moses

Directed by Keenen Ivory Wayans

Released in 2000

MPAA Rating: R

Reviewed by Mongo