Don't you just hate it when some film students gets their hands on a camera before they've figured out how not to be a pompous ass? They usually think they're God's gift to the motion picture business, and generate a piece of crap like Spawn.

This little abomination of an idea starts its assault upon you in the titles which are unreadable. (The closing credits crawl at a 45-degree angle. Someone's idea of "art.") Next, we are offended by the insult of a plot so illogical and thin, that most of the time you don't know what this movie is about. Finally, we have characters without motivation. The pinhead in charge of this waste of film needs to take a literature class.

A pity he wasted everyone's money (the studio's and ours!) Move along. There's nothing to see here.

Sucks and Blows!

Film Facts

Cast
• John Leguizamo
• Michael Jai White
• Martin Sheen
• Theresa Randle
• Mindy Clarke
• Miko Hughes
• Sydni Beaudoin
• Nicol Williamson
• D.B. Sweeney
• Todd McFarlane
• Michael Papajohn
• Frank Welker

Directed by Mark A.Z. Dippe

Released in 1997

MPAA Rating: PG-13

Reviewed by Mongo