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Film Review - Spawn
Don't you just hate it when some film students gets their hands on a camera before they've figured out how not to be a pompous ass? They usually think they're God's gift to the motion picture business, and generate a piece of crap like Spawn.
This little abomination of an idea starts its assault upon you in the titles which are unreadable. (The closing credits crawl at a 45-degree angle. Someone's idea of "art.") Next, we are offended by the insult of a plot so illogical and thin, that most of the time you don't know what this movie is about. Finally, we have characters without motivation. The pinhead in charge of this waste of film needs to take a literature class.
A pity he wasted everyone's money (the studio's and ours!) Move along. There's nothing to see here.
Film Facts
Directed by Mark A.Z. Dippe
Released in 1997
MPAA Rating: PG-13
Reviewed by Mongo