From Da Joke Archives
Famed Scientologist Kirstie Alley has spawned a controversy by losing 50 pounds using Jenny Craig, and not Scientology's weight loss program. But Alley says she's saving that for the other 50 pounds she still needs to lose. (Novak)
Word of the Day
- The only Greek words that most Catholics can recognize besides gyros and baklava.
From the The LowComDom Online Dictionary
In his column, "Ain't I a Stinker?" Fek'Lar thus spake... "One day I was barreling down 101 at multi-warp speed, as one can with unemployment so high. I noticed a delivery truck from Sunnyvale Seafoods. What's the icon on the side? A Dolphin." more...
Oh, no! Not ANOTHER learning experience!