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Useful Acronyms

PCMCIA	People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
ISDN	It Still Does Nothing
APPLE	Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity
SCSI	System Can't See It
DOS	Defunct Operating System
BASIC	Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control
IBM	I Blame Microsoft
DEC	Do Expect Cuts
CD-ROM	Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months
OS/2	Obsolete Soon, Too.
WWW	World Wide Wait
MACINTOSH	Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hang

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Rampage

Section of a book about male sheep.

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Fek'Lar

In his column, "Why Star Trek Movies Suck!" Fek'Lar thus spake... "Being an Old Fart, I can tell you that I watched the original Star Trek when it originally aired on NBC in the 1960's. I liked that they were boldly going somewhere; finding new places and having adventures." more...

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