From Da Joke Archives
Security at Work
150 years ago, President Lincoln found it necessary to hire a private investigator - Alan Pinkerton - for protection. And that was the beginning of the Secret Service.
Since that time, federal police authority has grown to a large number of multi-letter agencies - FBI, CIA, INS, IRS, DEA, BATF, etc.
Now we have the "Federal Air Transportation Airport Security Service."
Can't you see them now, these highly trained men and women in their black jackets with their initials in large white letters across their backs: "FATASS."
I feel safer already.Ê
Word of the Day
- The Vice President of the United States of America attempting to sing doo-wop.
From the The LowComDom Online Dictionary
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