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Researchers Discover Research Doesn't Attract Women

Researchers Now Researching Football Scholarships




Have you seen this pussy?

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Mojo

Last Known Location: Dining Room

From Da Joke Archives

Ring!

The phone rings in heaven. St Peter answers: "Hello? Yes..yes..yes, just a moment."

Putting his hand over the receiver, he continues, "God, it's the Pope; he wants to discuss women in the clergy again."

God, tired of the Pope and his problems, says, "Look, there are millions of people praying right now, and I'm trying to plan Armageddon... tell him I'm just not available."

"Of course," St Peter replies.

Removing his hand from the phone, he says to the Pope, "She's not available right now..."


Word of the Day

Mirror

  1. A truthful reflector shunned by vampires, hypocrites and aging fashion models.

From the The LowComDom Online Dictionary


Fek'Lar

In his column, "The Real Thing, Baby" Fek'Lar thus spake... "I see Real Networks is taking a stab at the pay for content Holy Grail. What's the matter, guys? Wasn't going to Vegas and putting your paycheck on green exciting enough?"    more...

From The Crapolla According to Fek'Lar

 


 

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