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Researchers Discover Research Doesn't Attract Women

Researchers Now Researching Football Scholarships




Have you seen this pussy?

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Mojo

Last Known Location: Dining Room

From Da Joke Archives

Security at Work

150 years ago, President Lincoln found it necessary to hire a private investigator - Alan Pinkerton - for protection. And that was the beginning of the Secret Service.

Since that time, federal police authority has grown to a large number of multi-letter agencies - FBI, CIA, INS, IRS, DEA, BATF, etc.

Now we have the "Federal Air Transportation Airport Security Service."

Can't you see them now, these highly trained men and women in their black jackets with their initials in large white letters across their backs: "FATASS."

I feel safer already.


Word of the Day

Algorithm

  1. The Vice President of the United States of America attempting to sing doo-wop.

From the The LowComDom Online Dictionary


Fek'Lar

In his column, "Happy New Year" Fek'Lar thus spake... "Remember, just 45 years until Y2K. Get ready now!"    more...

From The Crapolla According to Fek'Lar

 


 

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