The National Daily World Enquiring Globe

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The National Daily World Enquiring Globe


Volume 15 Issue 73

Sunday March 14, 2010

IF YOU DON'T GET IT, WE DON'T CARE!


Giant Jellyfish Attacks Smucker's Plant!

Toast Factory Works Overtime.




Have you seen this pussy?

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Mojo

Last Known Location: Kitchen

From Da Joke Archives

Iron City Shooter

A man in Pittsburgh who was shooting pigeons was mistaken for a sniper. What Vice President Cheney was doing in Pittsburgh, nobody seems to know.

(Barach)


Word of the Day

Consultant

  1. Any ordinary guy more that 50 miles from home or office.
  2. A jobless person who shows executives how to work.

From the The LowComDom Online Dictionary


Fek'Lar

In his column, "Is the VTA Becoming Another Golden Gate Bridge District?" Fek'Lar thus spake... "You'll recall from craps 9910 and 9912 my dislike of diamond lanes. I figure that since you have paid for the lane with gasoline taxes, you should be allowed to use them. Here's the latest on this asinine idea."    more...

From The Crapolla According to Fek'Lar

 


What's New?

March 1, 2010

Another issue of The Crapolla According to Fek'Lar was published.

The following items were added to Da Joke Archive.

The following words were added to the LowComDom Online Dictionary.

 

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