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Researchers Discover Research Doesn't Attract Women

Researchers Now Researching Football Scholarships




Have you seen this pussy?

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Mojo

Last Known Location: Dining Room

From Da Joke Archives

Kitchen Humor

A Messy Kitchen Is A Happy Kitchen And This Kitchen Is Delirious!

No Husband Has Ever Been Shot While Doing The Dishes.

If we are what we eat, then I'm easy, fast and cheap.

A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.

Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to be amused.

A Clean House Is A Sign Of A Misspent Life.

Help Keep the Kitchen Clean -- Eat Out.

Housework Done Properly Can Kill You.

My next house will have no kitchen --- just vending machines.


Word of the Day

Buttocks

  1. An organ required in the learning of latin.
  2. The middle name of Pol Pot.

From the The LowComDom Online Dictionary


Fek'Lar

In his column, "What's the deal with MSNBC?" Fek'Lar thus spake... "I'm a news junkie. I tape the news so I don't miss anything, then I play the tapes while I sleep to absorb the information during down time. My girlfriend hates this. But what's the deal over at MSNBC? "    more...

From The Crapolla According to Fek'Lar

 


 

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