From Da Joke Archives
What Ever Happened to That "Constitution" Thingie?
Thirteen people were arrested for protesting against the war in front of NSA Headquarters. Somehow the police were able to have the tickets already written up with names and addresses before the protesters even arrived.
Word of the Day
- An organized collection of obsolete materials.
From the The LowComDom Online Dictionary
In his column, "Isn't The Tree Out of Low-Hanging Fruit?" Fek'Lar thus spake... "I'm sitting in a meeting. We're discussing an extremely large and complicated process. It's very clear nothing is going to happen in this session. The leader wants to talk about that we have today. I have a radical thought. Scrap it, and start over. I've suggested that we decide where we want to go and just plow a road to that destination." more...
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