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Researchers Discover Research Doesn't Attract Women

Researchers Now Researching Football Scholarships




Have you seen this pussy?

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Mojo

Last Known Location: Dining Room

From Da Joke Archives

Useful Acronyms

PCMCIAPeople Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
ISDNIt Still Does Nothing
APPLEArrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity
SCSISystem Can't See It
DOSDefunct Operating System
BASICBill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control
IBMI Blame Microsoft
DECDo Expect Cuts
CD-ROMConsumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months
OS/2Obsolete Soon, Too.
WWWWorld Wide Wait
MACINTOSHMost Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hang


Word of the Day

Rampage

  1. Section of a book about male sheep.

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Fek'Lar

In his column, "Why Star Trek Movies Suck!" Fek'Lar thus spake... "Being an Old Fart, I can tell you that I watched the original Star Trek when it originally aired on NBC in the 1960's. I liked that they were boldly going somewhere; finding new places and having adventures."    more...

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