From Da Joke Archives
A Messy Kitchen Is A Happy Kitchen And This Kitchen Is Delirious!
No Husband Has Ever Been Shot While Doing The Dishes.
If we are what we eat, then I'm easy, fast and cheap.
A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.
Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to be amused.
A Clean House Is A Sign Of A Misspent Life.
Help Keep the Kitchen Clean -- Eat Out.
Housework Done Properly Can Kill You.
My next house will have no kitchen --- just vending machines.
Word of the Day
- An organ required in the learning of latin.
- The middle name of Pol Pot.
From the The LowComDom Online Dictionary
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