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Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
Dust Bag Full!
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Slight Suction!
No Tickets!
From Da Joke Archives
Ring!
The phone rings in heaven. St Peter answers: "Hello? Yes..yes..yes, just a moment."
Putting his hand over the receiver, he continues, "God, it's the Pope; he wants to discuss women in the clergy again."
God, tired of the Pope and his problems, says, "Look, there are millions of people praying right now, and I'm trying to plan Armageddon... tell him I'm just not available."
"Of course," St Peter replies.
Removing his hand from the phone, he says to the Pope, "She's not available right now..."
Word of the Day
- A truthful reflector shunned by vampires, hypocrites and aging fashion models.
From the The LowComDom Online Dictionary
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