The National Daily World Enquiring Globe

LowComDom Performances Presents
The National Daily World Enquiring Globe


Volume [an error occurred while processing this directive] Issue [an error occurred while processing this directive]

[an error occurred while processing this directive]

IF YOU DON'T GET IT, WE DON'T CARE!


Researchers Discover Research Doesn't Attract Women

Researchers Now Researching Football Scholarships




Have you seen this pussy?

mojo.png

Mojo

Last Known Location: Dining Room

From Da Joke Archives

3 Million

A New York man bought a Volvo back in 1966 and is within striking distance of reaching 3 Million miles on it. Ford is also claiming a 3 Million mile car after sneaking a hubcap from a Fairlane onto one of the Space Shuttle missions.

Jim Barach http://jokesbyjim.blogspot.com/


Word of the Day

Altos

  1. Not to be confused with "Tom's toes," "Bubba's toes" or "Dori-toes"

From the The LowComDom Online Dictionary


Fek'Lar

In his column, "Let's All Be QUIET!!!!" Fek'Lar thus spake... "It's IPO time at a lot of companies. After years of hard work, hardware, software, and e-tailing companies make that last walk to the money people to get their company listed on one of the nation's stock markets. Like much that happens in this world there is a lot of anointing and flogging of underlings with live chickens to get all of the paper work in place for the big day when the company's underwriter files form S-1 with the Securities and Exchange Commission. As soon as this is done, the company will, for about 100 days, draw back into its shell for the "Quiet Period"."    more...

From The Crapolla According to Fek'Lar

 


 

[an error occurred while processing this directive]

Get Firefox