LowComDom Performances Presents
Retelling the Classics
A lady opened her refrigerator and saw a rabbit sitting on one of the shelves, contentedly munching on a lettuce leaf.
"What are you doing in there?" she asked.
"This is a Westinghouse, isn't it?" the rabbit replied.
"Uh, yes ..."
"Well," the rabbit said, "I'm westing."