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In the words of Joliet Jake:
It wasn't my fault! Really it wasn't! An old friend came in
out of town! The car ran out of gas! I got a flat tire! I didn't have
enough money for cab fare! The tux didn't come back from the cleaners!
There was an earthquake! A terrible flood! Locusts! IT WASN'T MY
FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD!!!
Founder and President