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Ross Perot Jr. smashed his race car into a speedway wall at 150 mph Sunday but walked away unhurt. "That's insane," says comedian Argus Hamilton. "If I stood to inherit $4 billion, I wouldn't walk to the bathroom without the night light on."

"It took a while for doctors to realize Madonna was in labor. They heard all that moaning but thought she was just shooting a new video." (Cutler Daily Scoop)

JFK Jr. and his new wife signed a prenuptial agreement that gives her $1 million if the marriage lasts one year, more if it lasts longer. Says Johnny Robish, "If I were her, I'd pick what's behind year No. 3."

New box-office hit "The Ghost and the Darkness" is about some lions that go on a man-eating spree. Says Cutler, "It's basically the same plot as 'The First Wives Club.'"