March 1997 Archive

You Might Be A Republican If...
The Final Frontier
Kitty kitty kitty
Noted Dough Boy Dies....
Warning Labels
Fun With Unix
25 rules for Women:
How to Score Points with a Women
Dec Wars - Chapter 9
The Job Interview
Killer cream cheese
Are You Stressed?
The latest breaking news on the GOODTIMES virus.
Oh God, a lightbulb joke
Why Chemists Don't Write Recipe Books:
Have you ever sent email? You will.
More Scoring Rules for Guys
In The News...
Does Rupert Murdock Know This?
You're too fundamental if. . .
CAT Operating Manual
Language
Unabomber missed an opportunity
Technology Breakthrough!
A few good Kegs
And you trust these people to tell you the NEWS????
You could just saw him in half and count the rings...
One Minute, Two Minutes...
Now That *IS* Fast
Dec Wars - Chapter 10
Engineering Pick up lines
Program to Replace S&L PC's
Parrots.......
NEW LANGUAGES BEING TAUGHT IN OAKLAND, CALIFORNIA
crypto politics -- a textile metaphor
keep an open mind
Origin of the Net
Geekonics
Health Care FAQ
You Might be a Michigander......
Hooked on Ebonics
If restaurants functioned like Microsoft
Jacking in from the Moron Christian Right
Hebonics
REASONS WHY CAPTAIN JANEWAY IS BETTER THAN CAPTAIN PICARD
The Quickie
With a moo-moo here...
An old languange teachers' joke
Redneck Computer Lingo
An Ebonics Primer...
NAKED EYE: The big bad sleep

Public Service
The Elephant
Diagnosis
Sheep Herding
When in America ...
Oksana Baiul
A Rabbi & a Priest....
Insightful political commentary -- by a child
THE TOP 16 SIGNS YOUR NEW CAR IS A LEMON
Two old men
Irony at the local grocery store
Bosnia's election
Have you ever sent email? You will.
ALL I NEED TO KNOW ABOUT LIFE...I learned from my dog!
Dear Mr. Weatherman
Dragon Lady
Ride'em Cowboy!
The Top 14 Problems With Being Married to Superman
Boob Tube Barbie
Market Research
NAKED EYE: Dame With a Hood
REALLY Bad Day
In The News...
This Wasn't In That Mars & Venus Book!
Do They Protect Interstates, Too?
The Top 15 Movie Surprises this Year
In The News...
Stealth Intelligence
More On The Differences Between Men and Women
Female Perspective on Men and Computers
BIBLE STUDY GROUP
Two Guys Dead in Heaven
Employee Assessment
Top 17 signs that the Pope is your secret admirer
The Top 12 Signs You're Being Stalked By A Farm Animal
In The News...
Guinness is good for you.
Intercourse and Medicare
Newton's Laws of Spam
Hunting
Confusion
NAKED EYE: Guys and Trolls