April 1997 Archive

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Another priest joke....
In The News...
Male Birth Control
I just knew I was in big trouble at work when:
Explorer & Marijuana Comparison
It's a matter of timing...
The Top 13 Web Pages Least Likely to Prosper
Snappy Dresser
Windmill
Like a leopard.
Salmon Spawning Made Simple
Goverment Regulations
Snooty
Deer Hunting
All Points Bulletin
Bible Sales
Helluva Memory
Just sit down...
The Shit List
NAKED EYE: Cut Down to Size
Look Busy
Ebonics and The Lord's Prayer
In the News...
Cabs
A Bad Rap...
The Top 17 Indications Your Fiance Is About To Dump You
Green thumb
Kentucky
In the News...
HOW TO GIVE YOUR CAT A PILL
Correspondence to/from the Commuter Railroad
Modern Banking
History of Man
The Top 12 Activities Planned for Michael Jackson's Honeymoon
Teacher's Pet
How Does This Work?
Ba Ba Black Sheep
Another Parrot Jokes
Microsoft Widow
Reagan Watch
NAKED EYE: The High, High Window
Whiskey & Milk
The Top 12 Rejected Public Holidays
Knowledge
Arkansas
Telling a Good Story
Run with me on this one...
Whats in a name?
Leaving for Las Vegas
Writer's License

Hunting Trip
The Top 16 Signs Your Cat has a Personality Disorder
In The News...
Loose Nuts
When Hell Freezes Over
Illegal Operations
CE-cret Service
The Top 16 Changes if Your Boss Were a Frog
An Interesting Anecdote on Seymour Cray
I always wondered why bikes were so popular in Europe.
Take THIS and Call Me in the Morning
In The News...
What is a contingent fee?
The Top 17 Rejected Self Help Books
APPLICATION TO LIVE IN NEW JERSEY
Tick...Tick...Tick...
Storks
In The News
Chain letter from outer space
In The News...
How Long Would He Have Lived if He Didn't Smoke?
Slanderous Statements
The Top 14 Signs You're Too Old to be an Astronaut
Legal Advise
Vocations
The Four F's
No Sense Waiting For the Little Oxygen Cups to Fall...
The New Catholic
You Play Too Much DOOM, When...
Was it Jacobi or Myers?
Here's One From Texas A & M
The Top 15 Hassles of Being a Cult Leader
Signs of Over-Population
Good Thing It Ain't Dog Years...
Name Change
Phone Call to Poland
Houston... We have a Problem...
The Top 15 Signs You Read Too Many Comic Books
Students' Flawed Writings Reshape History