May 1997 Archive

Military Service
To the President of Matel
Politically Correct Unix
The Saturn Cult
In the News...
Contrast & Compare -- Drug Dealers vs Software Developers
Physics Story
The Top 14 Threats Used in Dysfunctional Families
Alley-Oop!
Press 666 if you're Satan...
The Wishing Well
Lower Your Trowsers and Say Ah!
The P-ne-U-matic Side of "The Force"
When they outlaw recursion...
How Much For That Doggie in the Window?
Eternal Youth
Instant
Sales
Wives and Other Natural Disasters
The Top 16 Reasons to Remain Childless
Juries
Tips for DC Tourists
An AOL Dictionary (abridged) by Jim Mica
Good thing I asked about the booze first!
The Male Mind
That Bastard Newton Screwed up!
Breakfast
Exchanging Pointers
In The News...
American Airlines "Pilot Adoption Program" Needs You!
Dancing
ALL I KNOW ABOUT COMPUTERS I LEARNED FROM MY MOM
Top 20 Rejected Children's Books
What the Hell Will This do to my Insurance???
In the locker room
Keys
Happy New Year!
Ebonics Algebra Test
If Religion Was Baseball
The Uzi Quiz
The Top 15 Surprises in the Re-Mastered "Star Wars"
Armed & Dangerous
E-Mail Abbreviations
What if condoms had corporate sponsors?
but as space becomes available offsite ...
Newsgroups That Flopped...
What I Like About The Telephone
Bad Golf
Mistakes Of Playboy
Quote of the day
How Many Employees Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

The Latest Classes at Your Local Ju-Co
The Top 14 Signs You Have Nothing to Do at Work
DECLINING OIL PRICES
Dear Diary:
Murphy's Laws of Sex
In The News...
Flying Blind
Very short books
Creators Admit Unix and C Language Hoax
No jokes today.
Rules Miss Manners Has Never Told You About
Star Trek vs. Star Wars
Your wisdom for the day.....
Government OfficialTM
The CP/Donut Heat Engine
The ant & the grasshopper
The top 10 courses for athletes
This Never Happens in Arkansas
"What Democracy Means to Me"
So you're saying Pong used a 3D graphics rendering engine?
The First Grade
Netscape Song
Corporate Haikus
Cleaning Me Cellar
The Top 15 Other Ways to Tell When Spring is Coming
Today's fantasy.
How to Drop a Girlfriend
I think this Specification is a DRAFT!!
In The News...
Future Career
Good news!
50 rules
Last Request
The Star Wars Drinking Game
Tools of the trade.
Progress!
Yeah, whatever happened to that guy?
You Know You're From Arkansas When...
People make it sound like a bad thing
Stogies
Trucks & Lawyers