Books For Dummies

There has recently been a flurry of books published w/in the past five years introducing various concepts of society which some people may have a hard time grasping. It started with such concepts as computers with titles like "Wordperfect for Dummies," then moved to other concepts like "Sex for Dummies" and "Wine for Dummies," and has now even moved into such things as "Home buying for Dummies." In other words, they recommend how to do stuff.

Here are some books which I believe will never be found in any Crown Books Store.

• Money Laundering for Dummies
• Basic Hygiene for Dummies
• Destructive Lifestyles for Dummies
• Bizarre Cults for Dummies
• International Terrorism for Dummies
• Illicit Drug Use for Dummies
• Extremist Politics for Dummies
• Spouse Abuse for Dummies
• Basic Reading for Dummies (think a bit about this one)
• Bribery for Dummies
• Gangs for Dummies
• Toilet Repair for Dummies
• Pornography for Dummies
• Basic Work Habits for Dummies
• Dummies Books for Dummies