Good Job...sell crack

Regular job - Have to dress in constricting attire and wear a tie.

Selling CRACK - Wear anything you want! Show up to work in a robe and bunny slippers... nobody cares what a CRACK dealer wears!

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Regular job - Work your butt off for years to get small, token promotions. Hope you earn enough to survive until the next paycheck.

Selling CRACK - Earn more in a month than an brain surgeon makes in a year! You want that red porche? Buy it now with CRACK CASH! You want a house with running water? Buy it now with CRACK CASH!

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Regular job - Have to take verbal and emotional abuse from customers, clients, co-workers, and supervisors in order to keep job.

Selling CRACK - Someone look at you cross eyed? Don't like the color of someone's shirt? Pull out your nine and chalk 'em! You can do that when you sell CRACK!

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Regular job - After years of toil, if you're lucky, you get a glimpse of the CEO at some company get-together.

Selling CRACK - Meet celebrities, models, and politicians from around the world! People will beat a path to your door and ask for you by name! All because you sell CRACK!

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Regular job - When its all said and done, a typing baboon could do your job and have the same impact on the world.

Selling CRACK - Influence popular culture and music! Movies will be made about your lifestyle! Get congress' undivided attention with your daily actions!! All because you sell CRACK!!!

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Regular job - Need to plan early for retirement. Hope and pray social security will last a few more years.

Selling CRACK - Retirement? You'll be lucky to live past 30 when you sell CRACK! (You don't want to live past 30 anyway, right?)