Little Old Lady

There's a little old lady on the corner, she had both hands holdin' her hat on while the wind blew her skirt up around her face.

A dignified Southern Gentleman came up and said, "Ma'am, you should be ashamed of yourself, letting you skirt blow around, being indecent, while both hands hold your hat."

She said, "Look, everything down there is eighty years old, this hat is brand new!"