The Aggie Sex Test
| Texas A&M The Official Aggie Sex Test |
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Name:_____________________________________________ Male or Female:_______ Age:___ Married or Single:________ If Female, Phone #__________ Address:_________________ |
| Study each question carefully, please mark (X) in the True or False column on the right. |
| 1. | A pubic hair is a wild rabbit | T | F |
| 2. | Spread Eagle is an extinct bird | T | F |
| 3. | A Clitoris is a type of flower | T | F |
| 4. | Vagina is a medical term for heart trouble. | T | F |
| 5. | A menstrual cycle has 3 wheels | T | F |
| 6. | A G-string is part of a violin | T | F |
| 7. | Semen is another word for sailor | T | F |
| 8. | Anus is the Latin word for yearly | T | F |
| 9. | Testicles are found on an Octopus | T | F |
| 10. | Asphalt describes rectal trouble | T | F |
| 11. | KOTEX is a radio station in Bryan Tx. | T | F |
| 12. | Masturbate is used to catch large fish | T | F |
| 13. | Coitus is a musical instrument | T | F |
| 14. | Fetus is a character on Gunsmoke | T | F |
| 15. | An umbilical cord is part of a parachute | T | F |
| 16. | A condom is an apartment complex | T | F |
| 17. | An orgasm is an instrument played at weddings | T | F |
| 18. | A diaphragm is a drawing in Geometry | T | F |
| 19. | A dildo is a variety of sweet pickle | T | F |
| 20. | A lesbian is a person from the mid-east | T | F |
| 21. | An erection is when Japanese go to vote | T | F |
| 22. | Sodomy is a special kind of fast growing grass | T | F |
| 23. | Pornography is the business of making records | T | F |
| 24. | Genitals are people of non-Jewish origin | T | F |
| 25. | Douche is an Italian word for twelve | T | F |
| 26. | An enema is someone who isn't your friend | T | F |
| 27. | Ovaries are a French dish made with cheese | T | F |
| 28. | Scrotum is a small planet near Uranus | T | F |
| Thank You for your cooperation. |