In The News...

Theaters are trying out assigned seats in a New York pilot program. "Will that be petting, heavy petting, or married and fighting?"

It doesn't take a genius to figure out it's TV sweeps week. My first clue was FOX's "World's Scariest Push-Up Bra Unsnappings!"

A new book by Pulitzer Prize winning reporter Seymour M. Hersh says John F. Kennedy was obsessed with sex. Hersh is also close to breaking the news that the Pope is Catholic and a bear relieves himself in the woods.