Quips & Quotes

I'm glad I'm not President of the United States, because then I would be limited to having sex with pretty much whoever shows up in my office. --Patti North-Rudin

Contrary to popular opinion, facts are not established by popular opinion." --Don Watson, ISPE

If there were no golf balls, how would we measure hail?

A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls. --Vice President Dan Quayle

Life is short, so we must move very slowly. --Thai proverb

Sleep is death without the responsibility. --Fran Leibowitz

Give a man food, and he can eat for a day. Give a man a job, and he can only eat for 30 minutes on break. --Lev L. Spiro

Said one friend to another in an upscale coffee bar: "I wish you wouldn't embarrass me by ordering PLAIN coffee. --S. Harris

This wall paper is killing me. One of us will have to go. --Oscar Wilde, on his death bed