Doctors & Plumbers
Doctor comes home and finds he has no water so he calls a plumber.
The plumber walks in and has the water back on in 5 minutes.
The plumber turns around and hands the doctor a bill for $275.00.
The outraged doctor stammers "I'm a Neuro-surgeon,not some damn dumb plumber, and I dont even make that much for 5 minutes work!"
The plumber smiles and says "Yeah, I know, I didn't make that much when I was a Neuro-surgeon either"