At least there's a schedule

A macho man married a good-looking lady, and after the wedding, laid down the following rules: "I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want -- and I don't expect you to nag me about it. I expect dinner to be on the table unless I let you know I won't be home. I'll go fishing and drinking with my friends if I want and when I want."

"Well, honey," his bride replied, "That's fine with me. But I do want you to know that there'll be sex here at ten o'clock every evening -- whether you're here or not."