Keychain Quotes

Life is short. Don't be a dick.

Mean people suck!

To some its a six-pack, to me it's a support Group

I majored in Liberal Arts. Would you like fries w/that.

I majored in Philosophy. Would you like fries w/that.

I have PMS and a gun. Did you have something to say?

I haven't found Mr. Right, but I have found Mr. Cheap, Mr. Sleazy and Mr. Wrong

You're just jealous cause the voices talk to *me.*

It's *Miss* Bitch to you.

I am so good in bed that when I have sex even the neighbors need a cigarette.

I'm immature, unorganized, irresponsible, lazy, and LOUD... but I'm FUN.

Give me a quarter or I'll touch you!

I am so broke, I can't even pay attention.

I am not *a* BITCH... I am *the* BITCH.

I was put on this planet to make your life miserable.

I'm in touch with my inner bitch.

What's wrong? I do what the voices in my head tell me.

Looking for Mr. Right (*crossed out*) Mr. Wonderful (*crossed out*) Mr. Coffee!

In God we trust. All others we monitor.

That dress just screams "Crack Whore."

Half of the people in the world don't have the sense God gave a rock. The other half do.

The nuns made me dress this way.