Do you have Price Albert in a can?

A Queensland Radio Station, QFM, were running a competition to find contestants who could come up with words that were not found in any English Dictionary yet could still use these words in a sentence that would make logical sense; the prize being a return trip for two to Bali for a week. The DJ, Sam, had many callers, the following two standing out:

DJ : QFM, what's your name?

Caller: Hi me name's Dave.

DJ: Dave , what is your word?

Caller: "Gaan" spelt G, A, A, N.

DJ: We are just checking that (pause)... and you are correct Dave, Gaan is certainly a word not found in the English Dictionary. Now the next question, for a trip for two to Bali, is: What sentence can you use that in that would make logical sense?

Caller: Gaan fuck yourself! Ha Ha Ha

At this point the DJ cuts the caller short and announces that there is no place for that sort of language on a family show.

After many more unsuccessful calls the DJ takes the following caller:

DJ: QFM, what's your name?

Caller: Hi me name's Jeff.

DJ: Jeff , what is your word?

Caller: "Smee" spelt S, M, E, E.

DJ: We are just checking that (pause)... and you are correct Jeff, Smee is certainly a word not found in the English Dictionary. Now the next question, for a trip for two to Bali, is: What sentence can you use that in that would make logical sense?

Caller: Smee again! Gaan Fuck yourself Ha Ha Ha!