Oh Canada!

One day, two Canadian friends were walking along the beach and happened upon the famous "genie in a bottle". Upon rubbing the bottle, the Genie pops out and says.."Since both of you were rubbing the bottle and let me free, I will grant each one of you one wish!"

Now, being from Quebec, the first one tells the Genie that he wants the province of Quebec seperated and that a big wall should be built around it. "Poof!" and the guy disappears and his wish granted.

"What is your wish?" he says to the next one. After a few seconds the guy says, "Can you fill that wall with water?"