Generic Ethnic Joke

[NOTE: Please fill in the blank with whichever ethnic group you love to hate]

When the _________ woman answered her front door, it was only to hear the sorry tidings, shouted through the crack of the open door, that her husband had been killed. "And that's not the worst of it, Ma'am," said the foreman. "He was run over by a steam roller."

"I'm in my bathrobe," said the new widow. "Could you slip him under the door?"