Your Very Own Conspiracy Theory

CREATE YOUR OWN CONSPIRACY THEORY!! Choose one from each section:

Tim McVeigh and... ___OJ; ___ Vince Foster; ___ The Unabomber; ___ Deep Throat; ___ Jimmy Hoffa; ___ The National Geographic Society; ___ The cast of "Friends"

In League with... ___ Heaven's Gate; ___ The Mickey Mouse Club; ___ The Church of Scientology; ___ The Trilateral Commission; ___ The AARP; ___The Stanford Marching Band; ___ Barney

Met Secretly... ___ Behind the grassy knoll; ___ in Jonestown; ___ On Hale-Bopp; ___ In a pumpkin patch; ___ On a blind date; ___on the Geraldo Rivera Show

To Plot the Destruction of... ___ the World Wide Web; ___ The National Endowment for the Arts; ___ Wal-Mart; ___ The New World Order; ___ Professional wrestling; ___ Algebra

In Order to... ___ Overthrow the government; ___ Lose weight; ___ Win the Lotto; ___ Get in touch with their feelings; ___ Find the real killers; ___ Make a bundle on movie rights; ___ Get chicks

It's fun! It's easy! It's almost as good as what you'll hear in court!