Tonight's Cable Television Listings

FOX 8:00 Real Humans in Real Pain 8:30 Feral Dingos Eating Children on Tape 9:00 Jiggle It Beach 9:30 L.A. Chicks 10:00 Beverly Hills 90210: The 90,210th Episode

UPN 8:00 The Unwatchables 8:30 Voyage To The Bottom Of The Ratings 9:00 Theoretically Existing Show 9:30 Praying For Syndication 10:00 The Last Thing You'd Ever Want To Sit Through

WB 8:00 Where My Wife At? 8:30 Gittin' Yo Freak On 9:00 Me & My Psychic 9:30 Kids Suck The Darndest Things 10:00 Dawson's Clothes

ANIMAL PLANET 8:00 Incontinent Rhinos 9:00 Dan Taylor: Mongoose Optometrist 10:00 STAY! 10:30 The Best of STAY!

E! 8:00 Andy Gibb: A Nightmare Descent Into Booze & Pills 9:00 Margot Kidder: A Nightmare Descent Into Booze & Pills 10:00 Boy George: A Nightmare Descent Into Booze & Pills

ESPN2 8:00 Finland's Brutalest Men 8:30 Being Hit By A Trolley Regional Semifinals 9:00 60 Minutes Of Joe Theismann's Leg Breaking 10:00 Co-Ed Spread-Eagled Weight Training From Maui

SCI-FI 8:00 Space: 1972 9:00 The Bermuda Triangle: Myth Or Fiction? 10:00 Mid-Budget Galaxy

LIFETIME 8:00 How Can I Choose Between My Daughters? 9:00 The Abused Wife Who Didn't Mean To Kill Her Policeman Husband In Self-Defense 10:00 The Boy Whose Mommy Watched Far Too Much Television

TNN 8:00 Well, I'll Be Dipped In Pig@&$#! 9:00 You Hush Up, Wanda Mae 9:30 Sheeeeeeee-It! 10:00 Hold 'Er Down While I Get The Rifle From The Truck

TELEMUNDO 8:00 Roberto Amorosa En Agua Caliente! 9:00 Whoomp! Donde Esta? 9:30 Goooooooooooooal! 10:00 Ai! Ai! Ai! Ai! Ai! 10:30 La Hora De Goya

PUBLIC ACCESS 8:00 Blurry Steve 8:30 Inaudible City Council Meeting 9:00 Do We Have A Caller On The Line? Hello? 9:30 The Best Of Lunch Menus 10:00 My Friend Made This Short Film 10:30 Men With Braids Speak Out

CINEMAX 8:00 Bare Ambition (Tanya Roberts) 8:30 Naked Exposition (Traci Lords) 9:00 Body Of Nudity (Dana Plato) 10:00 Unclothed Anguish (Joyce DeWitt)