A Summary of College Majors

Archaeology - "This is where the Mayans got fucked up."

Physics - "The bigger it is, the more you get fucked up when it hits you." or "For every fuck-up, there is an equal and opposite fuck-up."

International Affairs - "Let's fuck those people up!"

Chemistry - "Let's find new ways to fuck people up."

Biology - "Have you seen whales fuck? It is fucked up!"

Sociology - "And this is why we are all so fucked up."

Anthropology - "We inherited our fucked-upness from the monkeys."

Gender Studies - "A male-dominant society is what fucked us up."

Philosophy - "What does it mean to be fucked up?"

Education - "Class ... can you say 'fucked up'?"

Economics - "We can only fuck up so much before we run out of funding."

Communications - "This is a docu-drama about me being fucked up."

Art - "I was _seriously_ fucked up when I drew this."

Theatre - "The blocking on this scene is all fucked up." or "To fuck or not to fuck ... that is the question."

Phys Ed - "Coach, we're getting fucked up out there!"

Foreign Language - "There are a lot of ways to say how fucked up this is."

Music - "Ever heard Stravinsky's 'The Rite of Spring'? Damn, it's fucked up!"

Computer Science - "That's not a fuck-up, it's a feature."

History - "So that's how we got so fucked up."

Religion - "If you are fucked up, it is because you have sinned." or "God is watching, so don't fuck up!"

Political Science - "Forget fucked up! Let's fuck them over!"

English - "Up was the direction in which I was fucked."

Math - "This just doesn't fucking add up!"

Engineering - "Oh great .. NOW what has fucked up?"

Pre-Law - "Did you know it was illegal to get fucked up in Georgia?"

Pre-Med - "I have to spend how many fucking years here!?"

Psychology - "Man! You are REALLY FUCKED UP!"