Mahatma Gandhi

Mahatma Gandhi walked barefoot everywhere, to the point that his feet became quite thick and hard.

He also was quite a spiritual person. Even when he was not on a hunger strike, he did not eat much and became quite thin and frail.

Furthermore, due to his diet, he wound up with very bad breath.

Therefore, he was a...

"Super-calloused fragile mystic plagued with halitosis."

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