English Understood

If GH stands for P as in Hiccough If OUGH stands for O as in Dough If PHTH stands for T as in Phthisis If EIGH stands for A as in Neighbour If TTE stands for T as in Gazette If EAU stands for O as in Plateau

The right way to spell POTATO should then be ... GHOUGHPHTHEIGHTTEEAU

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