Religion and Toys

Comparison of Religious Theory ....TOYS-WISE

Capitalism - He who dies with the most toys wins.

Hare Krishna - He who plays with the most toys wins.

Catholicism - He who denies himself the most toys wins.

Anglican - They were our toys first.

Greek Orthodox - No, they were OURS first.

Branch Davidians - He who dies playing with the biggest toys wins.

Atheism - There is no toy maker.

Polytheism - There are many toy makers.

Evolutionism - The toys made themselves.

Church of Christ, Scientist - We are the toys.

Communism - Everyone gets the same number of toys, and you go straight to Hell if we catch you selling yours.

B'Hai - All toys are just fine with us.

Amish - Toys with batteries are surely a sin.

Taoism - The doll is as important as the dump truck.

Mormonism - Every boy can have as many toys as he wants.

Voodoo - Let me borrow that doll for a second.

Hedonism - To heck with the rule book! Let's play!

Hinduism - He who plays with bags of plastic farm animals loses.

Seventh Day Adventist - He who plays with his toys on Saturday loses.

Church of Christ - He whose toys make music loses.

Baptist - Once played, always played.

Jehovah's Witnesses - He who sells the most toys door-to-door wins.

Pentecostalism - He whose toys can talk wins.

Existentialism - Toys are a figment of your imagination.

Confucianism - Once a toy is dipped in the water, it is no longer dry.

Non-denominationalism - We don't care where the toys came from, let's just play with them.

Agnosticism - It is not possible to know whether toys make a bit of difference.

Apathy- Toys? What do I need toys for?

Judaism - I'm selling. You buying?

First Kinky Church - You bet your ass we got toys.

First American Church - We play only with cowboy toys.

Church of Scientology - Toys 'R Us.