December 1999 Archive

The Latin American Tour Guide
Cheating
First Operation
Wine, Women and Song
It'll Keep You Up at Night
Old Fart Joke
Uncle Sam's Mistress
A Toast
Losing Your Virginity
Hanukkah
Hookers
Sex For Sale
Turtle
Lesbos
Shakespeare Put to the Test
Fucking Tourists
A Business Opportunity
In The News ...
Tip O' The Day
Doctors
How Ya Feeling?
Clinton & Fonda
The MD Menu
Manure
Politicians
The Time
Tomatoes
The White House
Careful With Those Questions
What a Brain Trust
Today's BIG Question
Paradoxical Question
What Kind of Mileage Does This Thing Get?
Sales
You Get What You Pay For!
An English Lesson
How Did It Happen?
Real Men
In The News ...
It's Exam Time Again!
Travel
What's In a Name?
Father Porter's Boys
Superman
Teddy Kennedy the Red Nosed Senator
A Moving Story Of Inspiration For Us All
A Field Exercise
Peaches
Careful
Order in the Court
If Companies Ran Christmas

Suicide Note
Alabama Lottery
I Think Santa Is a Woman
Terrorists
Thank God for Small Favors
Sexual Relations
Hey, Little Boy!
Mr. President
In The News ...
If Hitler Went to Heaven
How's That Again?
Doggie Winter Wonderland
College Daze
Puberty
Barney Christmas
The Golden Rule
Mom
Santa
Mistaken Identity
Three Wise Women
Democrats
Christmas Carols from the Kids
The Barber Shop
Momma Needs a New Pair of Pants!
Football Is On!
Women's Baseball
Careful What You Ask For
Male Logic
Bonsai!
In The News ...
High Finance
A Sure Sign
Fatherhood
Private Dick
Well, She Did Ask!
Go, Girl!
The Lions Club
The Here After
Hey, Who's That?
The Wife
Appreciation
One Big Texas Baby