Shit...

A powerful word.

Just think of all the concepts and ideas you can communicate with it. Shit may be the most powerful word in the English language.

Consider this: You can be shit faced, be shit out of luck, or have shit for brains.

With a little effort, you can get your shit together, find a place for your shit, or decide to shit or get off the pot.

You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit, or tell others to eat shit.

You can shit or go blind, have a shit fit, or just shit your life away.

People can be shit headed, shit blinded, and shit over.

Some people really know their shit, while others can't tell the difference between shit and shineola.

There are lucky shits, dumb shits, crazy shits, and sweet shits.

There is bullshit, horse shit, and chicken shit.

You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, or duck when the shit hits the fan.

You can take a shit, give a shit, or serve shit on a shingle.

You can find yourself in deep shit, or be happier than a pig in shit.

Somedays are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit, and some are just plain shitty.

Some music sounds like shit, Some things can look like shit, and there are even times when you feel like shit.

You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the right shit, the wrong shit, or a lot of weird shit.

Sometimes you really need this shit, and sometimes you don't want any shit at all.

Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit.

Sometimes you swim in a lake of shit and come out smelling like a rose.

Shit. When you stop to consider all the facts, its the basic building block of creation.

And once you know your shit?

well. . . . then your shit don't stink