What if "Dear Abby" was a Man? 1

Dear Abner:

My boyfriend still has feelings for his old girlfriends. I'm afraid he will not be faithful. * "Worried."

Dear Worried: A man's capacity to love is boundless. It has been proven to increase with the number of sexual partners. Thus, by having a few other women, your partner is really increasing his love for you. Best thing to do is to buy your boyfriend a Ranger bass boat and cook him a nice meal and don't mention this aspect of his behavior.