What if "Dear Abby" was a Man? 7

Dear Abner:

My boyfriend is uninterested in foreplay; help. * "Wham-Bam-Thank-you-Ma'am."

Dear Wham: Foreplay, to a man, is very hurtful. What it means is that you do not love him as much as he loves you. You should be as ready as he is for lovemaking. Why must he work at getting you "in the mood" if you are truly devoted? Abandon this old wives' tale. Make it up to your boyfriend by buying the biggest chain saw on the market and cooking a nice meal.