The Dreadful Fight

Three weeks after her wedding day, Joanna called her minister. "Reverend," she wailed, "John and I just had a DREADFUL fight!"

"Calm down, Joanna, it's OK." smiled the minister, "It's not half as bad as you think. Every marriage has to have its first argument!"

"I know, I know!" wailed Joanna. "But what am I gonna do with the body?"