I Sort-of Do ...

On a beautiful sunny Saturday afternoon, Kurt stood on the first tee at his country club. He had just pulled out his driver when a young woman in a wedding gown came running up to him, crying.

"You bastard!" she screamed in his face. "You lousy no-good God damn stinking bastard!"

"What's your problem Mattie?" he calmly replied. "I distinctly told you only if it rained."

Tell me another Joke!

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