I Don't Think The HMO Covers This

The madam had assembled some of her girls for the men in town for the pharmacists' convention. "This is Dolores," she smiled, "for $250 I can promise you an exciting evening starting with a hot tub." And this is Connie, available for $375. She's rigged an Oriental Swing in her room. Lovely Maria," she continued "can be yours for both straight and kinky sex, including bondage. She's yours for the nite for only $300. And if you take a fancy to tantalizing Jenny here, why she can..."

"Just a minute." interrupted one of the druggists. "Don't you have any generic lays?"