Dirty Old Men

Two dirty old men were comparing notes. "What's up?" asked one, "I haven't seen you lurking around the playground lately."

"Well, to be honest, I've been spending time in one of the parks across town;" was the grinning reply. "where there's the most delightful little girl I've ever met."

"What age?" asked his friend.

"Well, actually she's 15, but she has the body of a 12 year old."