Fishing For Sharks

I would like to report the following trophy fish, taken near Acapulco, Mexico: a world-record great white shark. The bait: a medium-salaried Canadian businessman, preferable to most other bait. The extreme whiteness of the winter Canadian draws great whites from a good distance, and the plump, consistently soft-textured flesh makes for a solid bite and firm hooking--no nibbling or spitting up. This particular bait came equipped with a good-quality flasher lure: a Rolex Oyster Date-Timer. The great thing about this lure is that it attracts the shark well into the evening. What's more, you can recover it and use it over and over. Highly recommended. Of course, I've yet to try all the businessmen bait on the market. One suspects that a sausage-fed German BMW executive, for instance, would obtain excellent results. However, the great availability of the winter Canadian makes him just about the best bait available on the southern beaches. Remember though: use him before he's been in the sun, or he'll likely be spoiled by mating red snapper. Good luck and good fishing.

Lopez Estrada Estrada Bait & Tackle, Acapulco, Mexico