Letters to Santa 4

Dear Santa,

I need more Pokemon cards please! All my friends have more Pokemon cards than me. Please bring me some..

Love,

Michelle

Dear Michelle,

It blows my fucking mind. Kids are forcing their parents to buy hundreds of dollars worth of these stupid cards, and none of you snot-nosed brats are even learning to play the game.. Let me get you something more your speed, like "Chutes and Ladders."

Santa