The Legend of Paul Revere

A relative was visiting in San Antonio and being shown the town by his cousin. "What's that statue over there ?" he asked.

"That boy is a Texas Ranger. He killed 146 Apaches in single- handed combat and broke up 27 riots during his career.

Not to be outdone, the Bostonian said, "Well, we had some heros too -- Paul Revere, for instance..."

"Oh!" smirked the Texan, "You mean that fella who had to ride for help."