Home early

Quietly arriving at the house, the husband and cabby tiptoed into the bedroom. ÊThe husband switched on the lights, yanked the blanket back and there was his wife in bed with another man.

The husband put a gun to the naked man's head. ÊThe wife shouted, "Don't do it! This man has been very generous! I lied when I told you I inherited money. ÊHe paid for the Corvette I bought for you. ÊHe paid for our new cabin cruiser. ÊHe paid for our house at the lake. Ê He paid for our country club membership, and he even pays the monthly dues!"

Shaking his head from side-to-side the husband slowly lowered the gun. He looked over at the cab driver and said, "What would you do?"

The cabby said, "I'd cover his ass up with that blanket before he catches a cold."

Tell me another Joke!

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